did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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