how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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