loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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