Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The beer is more important than you right now.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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