Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
id be glad to
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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