how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Watching her eat just hurts me
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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