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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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