did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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