Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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