who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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