Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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