wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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