Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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