everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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