But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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