are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
