I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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