This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
As shirtless as possible
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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