There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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