Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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