Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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