Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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