Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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