you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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