Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Boobs are out for the taking
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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