omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just tell him i said nine months
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I still have a little drunk in my system
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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