C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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