called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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