dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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