Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
How does one acquire holy water?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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