whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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