so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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