Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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