So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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