How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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