i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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