if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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