Nicole vs. Life
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
When are your genitals available?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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