never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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