What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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