What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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