so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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