Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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