After last night, I could never be a politician.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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