I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
