I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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