I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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