Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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