Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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