Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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