This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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