I think im going to throw up on grandma
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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