I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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