Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
