So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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